Yellow Means Go Faster

Sex Anyone?

2006-09-20T17:05:00.000-04:00

"I don't know dude, it get's pretty hot.." -Sergio Loera

"Atleast 135 Miles an hour.." -Nick Pastrano

"They call me Thumper" -Guy I Don't Know

Corner Store Breakdown

2006-09-08T22:16:00.000-04:00

"I have a dream...." - Sergio Loera

"I need sex!" - Aaron Rios

"What Dude?!" - Joey Perez

Video Blogs Coming Soon........

Last NH Friday: Part3- Brit Da Pimp 9:15 PM

2006-02-24T21:25:00.000-05:00

"Right now, Jen has syrup on her vagina...."- Brit

Last NH Friday: Part2- "YOU MISSED IT!!" 9:00PM

2006-02-24T20:19:00.000-05:00

"Your a pervert, I hate you."- Jen to Brittany

Last NH Friday: Part1- 7:18 PM

2006-02-24T20:18:00.000-05:00

"*high voice*Aaaaaahhhhhh"- Joseph and Karl B

Do Me and My T-Mobile Sidekick

2006-02-02T10:05:00.000-05:00

Word Associations

2006-02-02T09:55:00.000-05:00

ft.Jim Shields Jim Lorimer and Karl B

Shoes Be Gettin' Mad Brownie Points

2006-01-10T08:39:00.000-05:00

7 Period English Story: Ragged Dick

2006-01-05T13:17:00.000-05:00

Ever Wanted Herpies?

2005-12-19T14:26:00.000-05:00

Implants: Good or Bad?

2005-12-19T07:55:00.000-05:00

Tony Vs. Shoes: Round 1

2005-12-16T09:19:00.000-05:00

Poppin' that Cherry

2005-12-04T03:02:00.000-05:00

Today I tried 3 different slushy like drinks. All of which I have been consuming for years. I decided to try them all at once and pick which one tastes the best. Well...this is how it went:

Slurpee (7Eleven): My choice of flavor was cherry. They slurpee was pretty thick, very tastyful...a little too tasteyfull. It was very cheap at only about $1.30 for a huge damn cup full. Back to the taste, it was very strong. I don't think I could have tasted more cherry like goodness if I shoved them up my ass. It melted quickly so after awhile it was just a drink.

Grade- Good (especially when you need something to pick you up)

Slush Puppie (Sonoco): Cherry flavor. Very watery. I guess thats why its called a slush. But it needs tons more slushyness. As for the taste, it was worse than the slurpee. It was as if I was drinking straight cherry syrup.

Grade- Eh too sweet and watery....it didnt pick me up as much as the slurpee for some reason though.

Icee (Shit, too many places to mention): Cherry. It was soooo delightful. I don't think it could have gotten much better than this. Not too much cherryness (yes, cherryness), nice and cold, and it didnt get watery too quickly. Thick. A tad bit expensive but very tastyful.
Grade- Perfect. Atleast in my opinion.

Get the hell away from my donkey!

2005-11-13T21:11:00.000-05:00

As I was walking to the mall, I stopped at Toys R' Us to see how much the 1GB Memory Sticks for my PSP were. Well, not too suprising, I would have had to give em $50 and my left nut. Hahah. $125 DAMN DOLLARS DUDE! I said "Fuck That" and walked out. But, as I was walking out, I noticed a bag with a stuffed donkey in it. This stuffed donkey was huge! Being the good samaritan that I am, I was going to take it inside to one of the people that worked in Toys R Us (not to say I didn't think about takin the son of a bitch). As I barely had a finger on the bag, a car sped up and stopped right where I was. Then quickly, this chick rolls down her window and says "GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY DONKEY!!". I bursted out laughing and said "FUCK YOU!! I WAS ABOUT TO DO YOU A FAVOR AND TAKE INTO TOYS R' US AND GIVE IT TO ONE OF THE WORKERS SO THEY CAN HOLD IT AND MAKE SURE IT DOESN'T GET STOLEN!" She looks at me and says "Oh my god, I'm sorry. I was just so scared that someone was going to take it, its a birthday gift for my 3 year old daughter". So I just gave the lady her Shitty ass donkey and left. She offered me a ride to the mall but I told her it was fine.

Two Balls and Biscuit

2005-11-11T19:11:00.000-05:00

Not For the Average Joe

2005-09-27T21:58:00.000-04:00

Today I started my first day of work at Party City. At first I was a little nervous. But after the first thirty minutes, I was so comfortable. I was helping people left and right. My manager Ted was just awesome. The people I am working with are just as cool. THE JOB IS ALSO REALLY FUN. I got to suggest and watch people put on costumes. One lady tried on a woopie cushion costume. As I was fixing up the costume section, I got called by Ted to put together a huge witch display. It was fun as hell. Did I mention I also get to try on different costumes as well? Well, I can. Any one I choose. I can wear any costume they have in stock. They encourage it. I was just blown away by how much fun I had at work today. By the end of my shift, I was kind of dissapointed my day ended. I can't wait to go back. On my way home, I stopped at the Shop N' Save on McKnight and bought a pack of Sour Patch Kids. It was delicious.

I'm Burning For You

2005-09-27T01:40:00.000-04:00

I was just chillin yesterday and decided to make a kick back Rap/Hip-Hop cd. So I decided to look deep into my cd collection. After about 5 hours of previewing every song, I came up with a pretty good compilation. It has a good deal of Tupac cause he just had a shitload of good songs that fit this compilation well. It has a bit of an old school feel and a bit of a gangsta/new school sound. It's pretty good. Heres my list of 16 songs:

* note* I OWN EVERY CD OF EVERY SONG *note*

1. Mobb Deep ft.Alchemist: Hold You Down
2. Tupac: Still I Rise
3. Krazie Bone ft.Adina: Freaks
4. Silk-E-Fine: It's Like Romeo and Juliet
5. G-Unit: Wanna Get to Know Ya
6. Common: The Light
7. Tupac: Do For Love
8. The Game: Don't Need Your Love
9. Nelly: Lovin' Me
10. Lloyd Banks: Karma
11. A Tribe Called Quest: Electric Relaxation
12. Puff Daddy ft.R Kelly: Satisfy You
13. Do or Die ft.Twista: Do U?
14. Tupac ft.Nas: Thugz Mansion (Acoustic)
15. DMX: Slippin
16. Project Pat: Life We Live
17. Tupac: Don't You Trust Me

There it is. I ordered the songs very nicely. It should go together very well. Took me forever.

Wendy's Breakdown

2005-09-24T00:38:00.000-04:00

The Ipod Nano

2005-09-23T01:20:00.000-04:00

I have finally decided that I'm going to save up for an Ipod Nano. I just think it looks slick as hell. Not to mention it's not as giantly wide as the regular ipod. Also, I hate the Ipod Shuffle. The little fucker don't have an lcd screen!! This one I want holds 1,000 songs. That's a hell of a lot of songs. The one I'm going to get is the black one. I likes the color black.

Hired!

2005-09-21T20:31:00.000-04:00

Sweet. I had an interview today at Party City. It went pretty damn good. I got hired on the spot. They are going to call me tomorrow about my hours. The manager said I will more likely be working two weekdays and weekends. The job itself looks pretty fun. All I gots to do is help people look for costumes and if they have any questions, do my best to answer them. I get to dress up for halloween. I'm not quite sure how much I will be getting paid. But all I can say is that my manager is too damn kick ass. He's like one of those push over managers thats like "Oh, I'll take your shift if you don't want to" . But yea, I won't be doing that cause thats pretty assholeish. I think I'm gonna like this job.

Peace,

Perez

Two days in a row

2005-09-21T00:13:00.000-04:00

Ok. Yesterday and today was pretty Nice. Both school days went damn fast. I got through Science and Technology class pretty damn fast too. For some reason I actually did work. At Beattie, I just screwed around all day watching pointless video clips and shit.

I found my 30 Seconds to Mars CD. It was the first CD they made. I had bought it a long time ago. I was never able to find it until yesterday. I went to our storage space and found it in this box of useless crap. I was so damn freaked out.

I got paid $30.00 for fixing a computer. It was pretty easy. I had put it off for about 2 months. hah. I had taken the thing totally apart, piece by piece, and stored it in my closet. I got bored and decided to put the thing back together. Long story short, I fixed the fucking computer.

I got called by PartyCity. They want me to go in for an interview on Wednesday at 5:00 . I hope I get this job. It would make everything so much better for me. I need all the cash I can get.

I am going to Homecoming this year. Yep. I am going with my good friend Katlyn Mayer. I think it's gonna be pretty cool. My friend Nikki is coming with us.

Thats about it. Alot of good stuff. Thats all for now.

Peace,

Perez